Acme Gizmotronics, the company that you've trusted for over 100
years, has recently entered the World Wide Web! Now you can purchase
our fine products through the internet. Our quality gizmos, widgets,
and thingamabobs can be shipped to you within minutes. All come with
the famous lifetime guarantee that makes Acme the company that the
world depends on for it's gizmo needs.
Our spokesperson, Mr. Coyote says
"I'm not really a coyote, but I play one on tv. I've used
Acme products for years. Their slingshots, rocket launchers, crowbars,
pogo sticks, and power pills are the best around. And don't forget
their high-powered dynamite! I buy everything from Acme. They are
the company that I trust the most."
ACME is currently supporting reasearch into a form of clean,
ultra-efficient, cesium-based power that promises to usher in a new
period of cheap, globally available power. Based on a small island
off the coast of Costa Rica, ACME Technology
Research is one of our most significant divisions.
Interested in learning more about ACME?
We thought you might be.
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